Sunday, November 6, 2011

SIR ROBERT KE11Y SLATER, unofficialy knighted with 11th world title in San Francisco




Shoulda probably surfed early, by 8, it was getting blown out in the OC.
So I'm at home waiting the watching the Rip Curl Pro Search.
http://live.ripcurl.com/index.php?Search2011LiveControl

Rooting for my fantasy surf team and other favorites!

Streaming comments on twitter
https://twitter.com/#!/c2cgeoglobal

Here are today's tweets, some classic gems hidden amongst the tilllings!
Twitter has a limit on the # of characters per tweet so there are many intentional mispellings (and unintentional as well).

very unmprsd boring vanilla tweets other outlets.Contact me to be your hired gun, firing out tweets flare, dare ready to share,
 Ok I'm better than the ASP at math and surf journalism. 12-1=11 World titles for Slater the Gator! Kerr the Kangaroo all smiles after hoppping over Joel the flamingo

since he won 11 twice, doesn't that make it 12 world titles for Slater the Gator, ? That's SIR ROBERT KE11Y SLATER to you commoners out there, Sir C2C  Kangaroo Kerr! that allley opp must be at least a 7
 They the flamingo and the kangaroo, Parko and Kerrzy are on my fnatasy team-C2C
 Sweet! Kangaroo Kerr knows he needs to go airshow in this slop to catch Joel the Flamingo
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Fantasy Surfer
by hurley
It looks like could be the beneficiary of the injury in Round 5. That would mean a walk-thru for Simpo.
 Flamingo parkinson has flown to the lead but Kangaroo Kerr is always in the ring to punch back out of combo

Good surfers from Snappa, surf lookin like crappa
 One of the mmost dramatic days in pro surfin winds down, #11, blood hypothermia and tears,
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ASP World Tour

A Muniz (BRA) 14.60, B Simpson (USA) 12.83, O Wright (AUS) 9.36 Heat 3 Round 4 RC Pro Search SF - LIVE at

Slater the Gator is the Montreal Canadiens of surfing
 asp champ trophy looking very Stanely Cup(ish), as a canadian I'm glad surfing took a little lead from hockey
when competition resumes (most likely tomorrow AM). Stay tuned. Gonna be some great action!!

We got an american MIA, and a couple of aussie animals, a falmingo and a kangaroo in the last heat of the day, as the surf blwn

Alejo the Hawk just flew over Seagull simpson for the lead, bigfoot Wright existence in this heat is still unconfirmed sighting

5 minutes, need 5's to take the lead, title party #2 on deck

What's with that bondage wetsuit Champ? I thought the Wlco the hyena's wetsuits were crazy. Just Kidding
Congrats RKS from C2C

pull the rip cord rip curl, finally one more heat, Gudang hospitalized, Josh " the Kangaroo" Kerr and Joel "the flamingo" Parko

ok I'm back after standinf aside for an avalanche of twitter traffic, commenatary, animal kingdom nicknames (AKN's) by C2C

meanwhile the world watches slater the gator, 7 judges try not to watch slater, "Bigfoot" Wright, Seagull Simpson, Alejo surf

What? Don't run another severly anticimactic heat, pull the rip cord rip curl, enjoy the monumental 11th moment, what u doing?

 Kelly "THE ALLIGATOR",Slater trys to make it through crowd, after crowning barrel can't chair,, SECURE-A-TAY! SECUR-A-TAY!!!!

 Slater wants to go big, to legitimize the over scores, that's how the world is run even the surf world, regrdles congrat GATOR!
Rip Curl

Kelly Slater is about to win #11. For reals.
C2C:A lot more synergy to announce champ on weekend, more spectators live, on internet, translates to media, fover the BRATzillians
Rip Curl

Kelly Slater is about to clinch #11 in 7 minutes

Still time for the judges to even out the scores, which they do, do folks, as long as the 1 to surf best wins,
 Cobra strikes but strikes out, give slater the gator the crown, rip curl pull the rip cord resume tomorrow better conditions

conspiracy theory, ASP ovecompensating on Slater the Gator's scores, to rid their prematurely ejaculated world title announce

K Perrow (AUS) 10.67, T Knox (USA) 9.94, M Wilkinson (AUS) 9.43 Heat 1 Round 4 RC Pro Search
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ASP World Tour

Patrick Gudauskas (USA) 13.46 def. Jordy Smith (ZAF) 10.90 in Heat 12 Round 3 RC Pro Search SF - LIVE at

 Schmoo's Coo(l)!
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Recrown, don't drown, Brazils frown? ASP announce premature, circus clown!
 penguin Pierrow hints that the competitors want and Rip curl should pull the rip cord and put it on hold for tomorrow

Miguel the octupus put one of these waves in his many armed tentacles but couldn't suction cup and put in his b
eak
 Slater the gator whips his tail around but cant chomp down completely on that wave

Gabriel the Cobra Medina, strikes first like Cobras do!
 se what C2C means, click here

after Slaterer the Gator loses this heat this will be another pregnant pause on Gators 11th, ASP admits, u
nlike Beiber my baby
 this heat will be a smoker, onshore, aerilst conditions, predators, a gator, a cobra, and an octopus walk into a bar, er, heat

Animal Kingdom Nicknames (AKN's) by C2C, in honor of Slater's potential world title claiming heat/ Miguel " the Octopus" Pupo

wo wSlater the Gator got Medina "the Cobra", and Pupo, think these young BRATzilians wouldn't like to put the title on hold?

Gudangs in the hosp, Jordy the Giraffe planning 2 go Hawaii, Slater the gator on deck, surf world attention, ASP animal circus!

Man these other outles tweets have zero flavor! Contact me to be your hired gun, firing out tweets flare, dare
ready to share,

Slater the gator, yuckin it up over my tweets with Seagull Simpson!, Well maybe, maybe not!

Slater the Gator up next for the title, ASP hired a mathmitician and fired Jeff Spicoli!

k rd 4 Taylor " the american eagle" Knox, Kierren "the Penguin" Piierrow, and MAtt "the Hyena" Wilkinson

 wow what a heat Gudang, elevates over the Giraffe but at what cost? injury, ratings, sposorship? check back w C2C @ here +blog

1 minute Jordy the giraffe, pick one of the tree tops

so many sub plots right here, Gudanf off to San Fran gen hosp? Jordy the giraffe rubernecking for a good wave, ASP rating 4 gud

 high drama on (kinda) high seas, Gudang down but up on scores, Jordy the giraffe out of combo with big neck air reo

so Gudang can still win, get ankle brace and surf next round? probabl needs to paddle out for ratingpoints no matter what,

 Drama, Gorkin to injured reserve, falling off tour, for Gudaskas?

 these ASP animals and their rodeo's
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ASP World Tour

Josh Kerr (AUS) 16.44 def. Tiago Pires (PRT) 9.83 in Heat 11 Round 3 Rip Curl Pro Search San Francisco - LIVE via

Jordy " the Giraffe" Smith against one of the bros from lows (Gudaskas bros / lower trestles)

Hey diddle diddle, The Kerr Kangaroo ran away from the Tiago the tiger with heat in the middle,

Tiger can' here the score, ASP needs speakers on the sponsor bouys out the back. The boys could listen to the bouys, for scores


Kangaroo Kerr konditions, Tiago the Tiger gatting caged by KK's score,

Tiago runnin up beach like king of the concrete jungle, Kangaroo Kerr punts a backahand roo hop reo, scores tightening up!

Tiago the tiger roars back to life and Kangaroo Kerr hopping along, yes Reggae Ellis powers that rip curls caught sleepin Fri,

Tiago the tiger roars back to life and Kangaroo Kerr hopping along, yes Reggae Ellis, the powers that rip curls caught sleeping, good Fri,

Kangaroo Kerr looking good on 1st two waves while Tiago the Tiger waits, saw similar situation in the coldwater and tiago won

Tiago the tiger vs. Kangaroo Kerr, go KK your on my Fantasy team, also have teamamtes already in round 4, Slater the Gator + more

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