Gerald Padraig (Pod) Surfs Well!

Carrying the family's high performance surfing torch since 2007.
Keep shredding!!
photo by: http://jdubsingles.blogspot.com/

Surf Espionage by C2C (Don't Feed Corporate Machines)!!

*Read the following out loud with HEAVY Russian accent!*

Dear Comrade Party Member,

Please to be not offended I am currently not riding an Al Merick, official board of the worldwide socialistic party.

I am spying on Capitalist Western Surfboard Company and stealing their design, while I borrow board they made.

My last Al Merick was broked when set of waves sneaked up on me, like a KGB agent, and crashed down on me like Berlin Wall.
No doubt it was the materials provide by capatilistic western pigs that caused my Al Merick to fall apart just like they did to Soviet Union.

I am currently sending secret message, with stolen design, to the Al Merick communist corporate network, to clone me new board in China, send covertly through embassy in Cuba.
My secret mission will then be success.

And again I be in complete compliance with all Marxian decrees so we can all be one equal mass of humanity riding exclusively Al Merick surfboards, promoting the same philosophies to rule universe.

In Solidarity,
Anotheratoli Brainwashedowski

P.S. Here is a secret photo of an Al merick (and any other surfboard or surfers at all) free zones taken in September 2010, were we test secret design (in West Africa, I believe?) Photo TDS