Surfline Caption Contest

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/caption-contest_65385/#addcomment

Here's my entries:

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And hope like hell you don't drown.
That's what taking the drop at Mavericks is all about!

photo by: http://www.actionsportshub.com/blog/surf/mavericks-biggest-wipeout-last-year-was-at-the-waters-edge

First you take the Maverick's peak yo!
Then you take the drop-oh!
What you get!?
Jumbaco!  Jumbaco! JUMBACOED!!!